There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees
Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies
I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute
I’m creepy. But she’s cute.
Today I’m thankful for Nathan Leopard. He is the duck of all ducks and he has forgiven me for so much ridiculous crap. I love you, boo. Thanks for being the shit.
Anonymous asked: It'll all be okay one day. Fake it till you make it :) it'll all be worth it when it comes
You’re so kind.
Of course the day I’m going to be gone all day is the first day that the lizard baby wants me to hold him forever
Let’s just take a moment to acknowledge how rock and roll I looked last night